Some of my readers are vegetarians, so they may not get the humor in this one.  If you order breasts at your local chicken place, it almost always costs extra.  If you order a white meat combo, it's bound to have intersting pieces and a wing or two, but seldom a real breast.  I doubt that Igor ever gets paid anything, other than room and board, for his pieces parts efforts.  Please e-mail me at:  pjones41@kc.rr.com, and come join me on facebook, too.  Farmville, anyone?