8 May 07
I've realized that these cartoons allow me to satisfy certain vengeful desires, like stuffing small children into overhead storage bins. Man thats satisfying.
At this point on the flight, on our return trip, I was also absolutely sleep deprived and hung over from an insane blow out party the night before. One that began with an open bar and ended at the strip club that was the subject of this cartoon. The point is that I was exhausted to the point of delerium, and combining that with a "Piraten Party" theme night a few days before (thats a Pirate Party for those of you who don't know German) and I came up with this new pirate joke:
“What do Pirates call it when they run to the poop deck every 5 minutes?" "What?" "....Gi-AARR-dia!"
And also, while I'm on the subject, have to share our best Code Red counter ever. Given that we were in another country, we were at every disadvantage as far as the language barrier goes, and guys were trying to cut in our company right and left (probably because there weren't many girls to begin with, and they must hate it when the Americans get the attention). Also keep in mind we were the only people aside from the bartenders who actually dressed like pirates and we were having a damn good time, we also looked badass, check the facebook group for pictures. So it took some work to defend against the constant cockblocking:
Me: “It’s a pirate party! why aren’t you dressed up?"
Pompous Austrian Guy: "I eh... no..."
"Its pirate night you're supposed to dress like a pirate!
"I did not ... pirate..."
"Oh I get it, you’re an ass-pirate? You're dressed like an ass pirate?"
"He’s an ass pirate!” - He then realized the girls were laughing at him and left.
Thats it for me. Keep voting and adding friends to the facebook group! You guys rock. And we're still looking for funny articles and pictures, so represent your campus and send in the funny! Catch you later!